WEEKLY WTF

10-16-23 Edition

Here we are. You & me, cheating on the algorithm again. What naughty fuckers we are! Hope these make your week a little less shitty.


Emotional Constipation

Sometimes it’s best to just sh*t the truth out. Clinching our emotional ass cheeks gets old.


Sasquatching & Shit The Patterson Gimlin Film Site

We actually did some Sasquatchy sh*t. Come see where it all began. The famous 1967 film site.


Window Pain

What color is your world?

Is your perception all swirled?

Or do you peer through just one pane of glass?

Do you see it black and white?

Do you covet day or night?

Want to find out or just lay there on your ass?

When angry we see red,

our brain in its bone bed,

is just protecting us from pain in our past.

Red is easier than blue,

feeling shit- we don’t wanna do,

quick look away somewhere else- do it fast.

Maybe go outside into green,

there are colors you haven’t seen,

the window panes of perception can easily break.

But listen carefully M’Dear,

if you stay in bed from fear,

you’ll get mental bedsores for fucking fucks sake.

But what if you look behind,

the window panes of mind?

What sees- who’s the knower that knows?

Colors and labels and such,

don’t amount to much,

you can’t know truth through color- that’s how it goes.

A color is only a thing,

if some light to it you bring,

don’t fixate- the light of awareness is you!

Just sink back into the source,

it’s always been you of course,

from a wakeful stillness you can finally enjoy the view.


Ups & Downs

It’s about permission. Or maybe perspective. IDK. You’ll figure it the fuck out.


Swaggin’

My mission is to end drunk fucks walking around with cold heads & shit.


I Think I Am

Let’s challenge Rene Descartes famous saying, “I think therefore I am.” Because why the f*ck not!?


Swag Shot

Looking good Dean V.! You handsome fucker! You are 0.37% more likely to become enlightened (and possibly laid) whilst wearing that shirt!


Alrighty, well. . .have the week you want not the week you’re given. It’s up to you. You’re the one livin’.

Toodaloo

 
 
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