How Fucking To~ Wash Cast Iron
Dirty girls & hot penes.
How Fucking To~ Fire Cure Bamboo
Hot shafts, Dad jokes… Oh yeah and how to fire cure bamboo.
Mind Mulch
Come take a hike through my wrinkly pink meat. Quit being gross you know what I mean.
Fisherman of the Mind
You can go fishing every fucking day!
Cooking Shit~ Sourdough Orgy Cakes
Can’t bake for shit? I gotchu…
Everyone Shits
Let’s level the playing field a bit, shall we?
Throat Punch
How to properly deploy a throat punch. Not really it’s about thoughts, duh.
Cooking Shit
Let’s make a lactic acid bacterial orgy.
Whatcha Thinkin’ About?
What is it that you think about when you’re not thinking about what you think about?
I’m So Wet
Divine waters are equally wet
Creative Block
Creativity is like water.
The Gift
Kind of a guided meditation into the moment
Just Another Fucking Day
Happy New Year 2024
Cooking Shit~ Christmas Crack
Say yes to Crack!
Twas the Night Before Christmas
My rendition of the iconic Christmas poem from 1823
Let Go
What’s left is now.
Too Much
Life can be overwhelming, here’s why and what we can do about it.
Remember to Forget to Remember
Just in case you need it…….
Am I Real?
A poem about derealization.
Wading Through Winter
Let’s chitty chat shall we?