
The Necklace of Time
Now is the string that is strung through the beads of past & Present on the necklace of time.

Good News
This is all you get.

The Universe is Hiring
You are the fucking boss of you!

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ The Patterson Gimlin film site
Real or not, this is where it happened!

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ Safety 3rd
#1 is do dumb shit. #2 is Drinky poos, so Safety 3rd!

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ Camp Necessities
Fucking Weed Swede,,,

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ Night Ops
Seriously, wrap that thing up.

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ Something Smells Fishy
Dude, smell my finger…

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn~ Laird Meadow
Am I in a fucking video game or what!?

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn- French Onion Lake Soup
Onion Soup made just like the early Pioneers didn't.

Sasquatching & Shit with Shawn- The Burning Dick of Fire
Come deep in the bush of Bluff Creek with us and release some tension (and burn a giant d*ck with thermite at 5,000 degrees)

The Quiet Mind
Wanna glimpse your true nature? Step right in!

Brain Kool-Aid
Start a fucking cult where you’re the only member and the Kool-Aid is serotonin & dopamine.

Desert Demise
We all end who begin.

Path Aftermath
There’s a miracle behind our misery.

Fermenting Shit
Let’s make sauerkraut. Because, you know, it’s fucking healthy. Duh.

Breathe & Exist
You’re already doing it, just stop doing all that other shit.

Art & Shit: The Process
We all have a different artistic process. So, figure it the fuck out.

Panic Attack Protocol
This happens to a lot of people. You’re not dying. You’ve got this.

No Thanks
Perhaps gratitude beats an attitude.